WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR ORGAN? – OUT NOW
A housekeeping for MEN… and the women who love them
A new book
By AMAKA CHIKA-MBONU
Where Did You Put Your Organ?
Question!
WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR ORGAN?
The answer to this question… CRITICAL! Is your organ producing a melodious sound or a jarring discordant one? …depending on its ‘placement’.
Who are you? What are you? What will you pass down to posterity? What will your legacy be? Are you… okay? Do you as a woman have a responsibility to show your boys where to place their organ?
These questions and more are discussed, discoursed, dissected, answered, and left for you to answer in this provocative book.
Amaka has done it again; intriguing title, controversial content.
A must read!
Books By Amaka
BEFORE, WHEN & AFTER
My third book, ‘Before, When, and After’, is a unique masterpiece, tastefully bound in the rich hues of brown and gold. Brown, “representing stability, security, and support,” and gold “associated with higher ideals, wisdom, and a deep understanding of the self and the soul.” Each individual page is uniquely and lovingly crafted and designed in the same hues, and there is a gold ribbon to mark your place.
It contains a collection of random thoughts, quotes, sayings, observations, short stories, poems, ruminations, meditations, and points to ponder about the male female relationship dynamic before, when, and after we say “I do.” How to get it right, whether we can, whether we should, and the situations that can arise if we don’t.
Single, married or divorced, read one page at a time, over a period of time, this distinctive limited edition coffee table book, will cause you to think, to speak out, and even to dissent and dispute some of its assertions. It will undoubtedly inspire many a conversation about this thing called marriage. The success or failure at which can affect an individual positively… or negatively.
Before, When, and After is a showpiece and a beautiful wisdom-filled addition to any decor. If I may be so bold as to say so myself, this is a book that will make it’s imprint on the sands of time.
With only 250 copies in circulation worldwide, I invite you to join this distinct, discerning, and exclusive enclave, of those who will be able to say, I bought a piece of history.
49 Ways To Get Rid Of The Other Woman (Without Getting Caught)
“49 Ways To Get Rid Of The Other Woman Without Getting Caught”.
By AMAKA CHIKA-MBONU
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USD13.50
’49 Ways to Get Rid of The Other Woman Without Getting Caught’ is a book that deals with one of the major issues that seems to have become the aberrant norm in many marriages today – infidelity.
It looks at this issue through the lens of the wife, as she seeks to permanently oust an intruder who is threatening to, or has already entered into, her territory… the other woman.
49 Ways… is a chronicle of laws, petitions, supplications, and declarations of war. It is essentially a manual for warfare. The weapons wielded are laser-precise, targeted words backed up by the potent power of a Supreme Being from another dimension.
How To Get Your Wife To Swing From The Chandelier In A Red Negligée
This game-changing book about relationships, ‘How To Get Your Wife To Swing From The Chandelier In A Red Negligée’ by Amaka Chika-Mbonu is available to order!
For men… get insight into the mind of a woman, discover how to make love not just to her body, but to her mind.
For women… learn how to speak your heart to your man
Slightly tongue-in-cheek, with short stories and a skit, valuable insight, useful tips, practical action points, this book packs all this, and much more into a concise, easy-read, portable package.
A MUST READ for the married, and for any single who is planning at some point to BE married.
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WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR ORGAN?
A housekeeping for MEN… and the women who love them
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49 WAYS TO GET RID OF THE OTHER WOMAN (WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT) – HARDBACK
49 Ways… is a chronicle of laws, petitions, supplications, and declarations of war. It is essentially a manual for warfare.
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How To Get Your Wife To Swing From The Chandelier In A Red Negligée
A MUST READ for the married, and for any single who is planning at some point to BE married.
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49 WAYS TO GET RID OF THE OTHER WOMAN (WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT) – PAPERBACK
49 Ways… is a chronicle of laws, petitions, supplications, and declarations of war. It is essentially a manual for warfare.
USD13.50